By a girl who has experienced every horrific dating experience known to womankind.
10 things men should NEVER do on dates.
1. Be late
2. Not plan ahead
3. Comment on how expensive everything is (girls just love to know you're secretly a tight ass)
4. Joke about your date's hair/outfit/weight
5. Ignore the obvious effort your date has gone to in getting ready
6. Talk CONSTANTLY about yourself (we want to get to know you, not know your mum/aunt/cousin twice removed)
7. Ask about/talk about/hint at previous sexual partners
8. Wear thongs or singlet
9. Ask your date if she will chip in $20 for her salad
10. Not call or text her afterwards
All of these things should be self explainatory, but for some reason, every date I go on at least 4 of these awkward things crop up. If you don't believe me, try ignoring my advice and see how many second dates you get.
Can I ask... how many did I do? I think I was a little late, may have slightly ignored the effort you went to (although I think I told you I liked your dress)... hm, and I DID wear thongs to the movie! Oh dear.
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