Dear Heart;: Faux Pas Fiend

Firstly, it's been far too long since I've blogged. This time however it's through no fault of my own, in a bid to 'lower our household expenses' my dad turned off the internet. Yep. To be fair, he was 'switching over' to a 'cheaper alternative' which on the day of installation broke down and has been 3 weeks being fixed.

I'd like to say this is a new addiction that I've formed, but that would be a lie. We all have our bad habits (Right?), and it's a well known fact I adore fashion. However, just as much as I enjoy fashion, I enjoy seeing faux pas's and making a snide remark or two. Don't pretend you haven't done it. Cue pregnant teenage girl pushing stroller in her slippers through the shopping centre and we all know there is a little bit of judgement.

I however take it one step further, and get a bit snap happy with my iPhone, and for those of you who have seen my facebook, you will see my little array/epic collection of stalker photos. It's my true love. However since not all of you are on my facebook, I thought I'd be kind and put them up here. Just a warning though, my stalker pics are not limited to people. Anything I find funny or ironic generally gets a picture taken, half of them are blurred-it's part of the stalker concept. It's hard to be subtle with my brick of an iphone pointed at someone's body.

Please God don't let me get copped with a civil law suit for this. All pictures are taken with the intent of comic value and are not to discriminate, offend, or distribute. :)

Shit hey, bit inconvenient for anyone who had that on their list.

See that smirk? It's cause he knows how he looks. Sorry little brother. You asked for it.

Kids today are bloody lazy. There was one bag in this trolley. Disgraceful.

P.S. Where are your pants young lady?!

Look Mooloolaba, I adore you. But honest to God, I don't get why you have painted this mural on the middle of the esplanade sidewalk. I know it's for tourist pictures, but you have to ask everyone in the near vicinity to step off the wave to take it. Priceless face on the kid in the background by the way.

Kid that chair is not a hat. Fool.

So on location for a photoshoot the photographer's car wouldn't start. Two guys pulled over, and bantered away for a solid 20 minutes about what to do. Look if you don't know, don't stop to be a hero. Keep on driving and call RACQ as you go. Shame on you.

Oh did you forget to put your top on? This is not a gym. I don't care how comfortable you are with your body, there's just no need to traipse around shirtless in a food court.

This sign, was at the top of a caravan park. The caravan park is right next to the main road, if there was an emergency, would you seriously assemble at the top of the caravan park for roll call?

Ridiculous.